To find out how the Bowler would do on the fearsome Top Gear test track, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome His Holiness, The Stig! But I do know someone who is a driving God. I'm not a driving God, alright? It was a mistake to make that claim.Anyway, we still got one thing left to do with this car, of course.Great! But these cars must now face the acid test.Well, we're men, okay? So we have to quantify that. More importantly, how does it compare with the obvious direct competitor, the Ford Focus RS?.But it does have one chance to redeem itself.So all we need do now, is see how fast it goes round our track.Yeah, but we let The Stig drive it when we stole the key. No, there's no way I was gonna let The Stig- seriously, I was not gonna let The Stig drive it. How many more points have you got that I don't know? This is a fast car, isn't it? This isn't.The only problem is the Westfield weighs exactly the same as one of the indicator stalks in this. These are the times we've had so far, the Westfield is, uh, leading, 1 minute 23 seconds. The only thing that remains now for us to do is to find out how fast it goes around the track.That's how we rate them, but will that have any bearing on what Stig reckons when he gets to grips with them? It's gonna be a different kind of F1, there's 7 cars, and only one Stig.
So basically, then, the Ferrari is a winner as far as investment's concerned, it's a winner on the road.That's The Stig, there's the telemetry, look. So will it be able to go round our test track faster than the mighty Zonda?.The times go up there, on our Power car Lap Time Board, so let's see what The Stig did with it. Well, every fast car that we test here is gonna go round our test track and set a lap time so we can evaluate them all against one another and it's all fair so The Stig drives them.Um, its job is simply to go out there and drive fast.
#TOP GEAR STIG UNVEILED DRIVERS#
Now we call this thing The Stig, okay, we don't know its name, we really don't know its name, no-one knows its name and we don't want to know because it's a racing driver and racing drivers have tiny little brains and therefore worthless opinions and they're very dull doctors actually call it Mansell Syndrome.
#TOP GEAR STIG UNVEILED PROFESSIONAL#
So we got ourselves a professional racing driver who could post consistently fast lap times.
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